An imagining of Princess Peach and Princess Daisy from the Super Mario series...if they were male. Just a little playing around with rule 63. It was also my first time drawing abs and muscles and shiz, so... Yay, experimentation! :dummy:
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“Finally! We’ve-a dodged Bowser’s troops! Now all we have to do-a is defeat that scaly beast in the castle! Come on, Luigi. Try to keep up.”
“I’m trying…,” said the green-garbed hero. Parting his way through the long grass was proving to be strenuous. And Mario seemed to be on Invincibility Stars; the mustached plumber seemingly would not slow down for anything, not even a pit stop. Luigi groaned, and worked his way after him. What was fueling his brother? The thought of seeing Princess Peach? His face turned red at the thought of his own little crush, the wonderful Princess Daisy. If the Koopa King had laid one single claw on her…
“Wait,” Luigi said, his breath coming out his parched mouth in pants. A gloved hand went up to shield the sun from his eyes. In the distance, a massive fortress spiraled up from the ground. “I think…I think I see it!”
“Mama mia, me too,” said Mario. “Come on, Luigi! You’re-a too slow!”
They raced faster through the field, Luigi’s stomach knotting in cramps.
Two figures slowly appeared before the castle. They were tall, definitely not Toads, but having the upright stance of humans. Luigi’s heart thudded faster. The princesses?!
“Daisy!” he called. “Princess Daisy!”
“Peach,” Mario cried, nearing the Koopa castle. “Oh, Peach! I thought-a we would never find you—AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!”
What stood before the two plumbers as they finally arrived were two hulking men, their hair cut long and standing unabashedly in the buff. Sunlight reflected off their washboard abs, and Luigi struggled to keep his eyes on the men’s faces. Something about them was familiar. The hair…and there was no mistaking that tomboyish grin on the brunette’s face. Luigi’s jaw dropped downwards.
“D-d-daisy?!” he asked.
“Luigi!” Daisy cried, “her” voice unmistakably manly. Mario took a step backwards, his mouth hitting the ground. Prince Peach was smiling at him.
“Mario, it’s me,” he said, putting a hand to his chest. Mario was speechless.
“I… I…”
“My Stars. What the fluff happened?!” screeched Luigi.
Princes Daisy and Peach looked at one another. “Well, there was an accident in the castle…,” Peach began.
“No kidding,” said Mario, finally able to out some words.
“Bowser had this scheme. He wanted Kamek to transform us into Koopas, to put us into hiding. But Kamek messed the potion up when Daisy kicked him, and…”
“We’re manly!” said Daisy.
“Why?” Luigi said, falling down to his knees. “Why why why why why WHY!”
“It was an accident,” Peach said. “We weren’t counting on the turtle brain to drop it. It splashed everywhere.”
“Where is-a he now?” Mario asked.
“She,” Daisy corrected.
“Wha—?”
“Yeah,” said Peach, his face flushing red. “It hit Bowser, too…”
The Mario brothers were on the verge of fainting.
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