Tuesday, December 31, 2013

TO THE NEW YEAR!


I really wish I had drawn more during the fall and winter, but lol working.

BYE 2013! I WILL MISS YOU. ;__; HERE'S TO YOU, AND A GREATER YEAR TO COME! <3

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Link Torturing

"Now...tell me where the Princess is, before in you this dagger I stick."

Tuesday, September 10, 2013

Persocom


Wow, I haven't updated this thing in bloody ages. A personal robot character I adopted from a chick on DeviantART! :D

Thursday, July 4, 2013

Just Like Ants



Heather celebrates Fourth of July with some "fireworks" of her own. o.0

Don't worry, Heather, people have volunteered to take you to a safe place where you won't hurt anyone anymore.

Drawing this for some reason made me feel like a sociopath. xD

Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Heather


Heather is one of the older planes at the airport, recognizable by her long eyelashes and even shorter fuse. She is cantankerous in personality and displays signs of sociopathy, having little to no regard for others and taking delightful glee in using and bringing misery to them. She is particularly fond of "playing" with humans, who she views as pests, and enjoys crushing them so under her wings like ants. Heather has a fondness for manflesh and will not hesitate in gobbling down an unlucky worker, much to the dread of the maintenance crews that perform their rounds. Why would anyone tolerate this? Because they can't get her to move. Heather came to the airport on her own accord, decided she liked it there, and so is freeloading for the time being. One day she will grow bored of such a place and move elsewhere, but as for now, she has marked this as her nesting grounds. :o

Monday, June 24, 2013

Smitten

It took Dallas a lot of courage to finally ask Miaka on a beachside outing. Of course, Miaka is running a ten-watt bulb in her head, but in his bliss, Dallas doesn't seem to mind.

Miaka: So Dallas, do you like air? :icon0u0plz:
Dallas: :iconmonkeyloveplz: I sure do...
 
I think I'm going to stop drawing like this because it looks fuck-ugly and I hate looking at it.

Saturday, June 22, 2013

Miaka


Ever wonder why your TV comes completely broken or your Girl Scout cookies arrive in the mail and they're all smashed? It's because of this klutzo.

Miaka is a Boeing 727 who works for the United States Postal Service, delivering mail and parcels. However, she is extremely clumsy, and most of her deliveries become lost or crushed while in transit. She's sweet in nature, but is a bit vacuous. She and Dallas have a bit of a thing together. :meow:

She's is identifiable by her satchel, the twin bun covers on her head (despite having no hair :o), and an "ACCKPTH!!" gasp every time she trips.

Thursday, June 20, 2013

Chibi!


50x50 Deviantart icon of Swissair. I think I would offer these as 5 dollar commissions or something.

Sunday, June 9, 2013

Clarence

Very rough conceptual artwork of a character that has been floating around in my head for the past seven months. :D He is the pilot of Swissair and the two consider one another to be very best friends (in this world, a sentient airplane is of natural occurrence and is no cause for concern). The pilot is Swissair's gateway to the human world (as she is to hers), and long hours are spent on the apron discussing life questions such as, "Why do humans rub their faces together before they part?" and "What is 'love'?" His relationship can be described as very fatherly.

He is kindhearted in nature and has an patient personality and temperament. He loves his wife very much and has a particular fondness for pancakes. He's terrified of cats.

He doesn't have a name yet because I can't think of one. His tentative one is Clarence. :saddummy:

Saturday, June 8, 2013

CLAP!!!11111


Another request for a dude on Deviantart. His characters high-fiving!

Friday, May 17, 2013

She's Not Me and She Never Will Be



An imagining of Princess Peach and Princess Daisy from the Super Mario series...if they were male. Just a little playing around with rule 63. It was also my first time drawing abs and muscles and shiz, so... Yay, experimentation! :dummy:

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“Finally! We’ve-a dodged Bowser’s troops! Now all we have to do-a is defeat that scaly beast in the castle! Come on, Luigi. Try to keep up.”

“I’m trying…,” said the green-garbed hero. Parting his way through the long grass was proving to be strenuous. And Mario seemed to be on Invincibility Stars; the mustached plumber seemingly would not slow down for anything, not even a pit stop. Luigi groaned, and worked his way after him. What was fueling his brother? The thought of seeing Princess Peach? His face turned red at the thought of his own little crush, the wonderful Princess Daisy. If the Koopa King had laid one single claw on her…

“Wait,” Luigi said, his breath coming out his parched mouth in pants. A gloved hand went up to shield the sun from his eyes. In the distance, a massive fortress spiraled up from the ground. “I think…I think I see it!”

“Mama mia, me too,” said Mario. “Come on, Luigi! You’re-a too slow!”

They raced faster through the field, Luigi’s stomach knotting in cramps.

Two figures slowly appeared before the castle. They were tall, definitely not Toads, but having the upright stance of humans. Luigi’s heart thudded faster. The princesses?!

“Daisy!” he called. “Princess Daisy!”

“Peach,” Mario cried, nearing the Koopa castle. “Oh, Peach! I thought-a we would never find you—AUUUUUUUUUGH!!!!!!”

What stood before the two plumbers as they finally arrived were two hulking men, their hair cut long and standing unabashedly in the buff. Sunlight reflected off their washboard abs, and Luigi struggled to keep his eyes on the men’s faces. Something about them was familiar. The hair…and there was no mistaking that tomboyish grin on the brunette’s face. Luigi’s jaw dropped downwards.

“D-d-daisy?!” he asked.

“Luigi!” Daisy cried, “her” voice unmistakably manly. Mario took a step backwards, his mouth hitting the ground. Prince Peach was smiling at him.

“Mario, it’s me,” he said, putting a hand to his chest. Mario was speechless.

“I… I…”

“My Stars. What the fluff happened?!” screeched Luigi.

Princes Daisy and Peach looked at one another. “Well, there was an accident in the castle…,” Peach began.

“No kidding,” said Mario, finally able to out some words.

“Bowser had this scheme. He wanted Kamek to transform us into Koopas, to put us into hiding. But Kamek messed the potion up when Daisy kicked him, and…”

“We’re manly!” said Daisy.

“Why?” Luigi said, falling down to his knees. “Why why why why why WHY!”

“It was an accident,” Peach said. “We weren’t counting on the turtle brain to drop it. It splashed everywhere.”

“Where is-a he now?” Mario asked.

“She,” Daisy corrected.

“Wha—?”

“Yeah,” said Peach, his face flushing red. “It hit Bowser, too…”

The Mario brothers were on the verge of fainting.

Thursday, May 9, 2013

RANDOM DOODLE 2


Last night I had a dream that I was drawing all of my favourite Banjo-Tooie characters, and so then I drew this picture. King Jingaling with Ode de Terrence in dat face.

Thursday, April 25, 2013

L-Y-R-I-U-M


I don't know if I like this picture or not. :S I might redo it or something. BLEH!!!

Monday, March 4, 2013

smile.jpeg

Had ultra fun drawing this.
Mostly was experimenting with making high-contrast pictures. Oh and drawing stupid faces is fun. EVERYONE SHOULD DO IT AT LEAST ONCE.

Saturday, March 2, 2013

DALLAS

moar living airplanes yayyyyy
don't like how the eyes came out but fuck it i'm too tired to care
nighty night

Sunday, February 24, 2013

Bats in the Belfry


Something I have been working on over the past couple of days. I don't think I'll ever get an art style that I like. ;__; But dammit, I will try!

Two characters from a story (?) I hope to write someday. :3

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Conceptual artwork of two characters from an upcoming light literature/YA (?) piece (possibly a graphic novel!). A hapless heroine, sent to a boarding school after having troubles at her old one, is in for a world of otherworldly frights as she finds out her new student body is comprised entirely of vampires!

These two boys are just two of the plethora of undead she will meet during her adventures, but are considered to be "main characters". :D Their names are:

Claude: (The blonde)
- Appears to be between the ages of 16 and 17, but is actually well over 100.
- He has a grating prankster personality, and is wholesomely mischievous. He is of the "class clown" archetype. However, his brash attitude is a cloak for a more sensitive nature.
- He hates homework, teachers, and especially tests (which he manages to pass by the skin of his teeth). A lazy sort, he can often be found sleeping in the library or lounging about in trees.

Lucien: (The brunet)
- Appears to be 16, but is 220-years old.
- He comes from an old and well-respected vampire family, one with aristocratic "blue blood", so to speak. Because he is so used to being revered and getting everything he wants, he comes across as a prat.
- He has a cold and calculating demeanor, and is the school bully and serious-minded class president. Despite the necessary conducting of the class, he is snobby and arrogant and has little to do with those he considers "beneath" him.
- His favourite time is mealtime (he loves the thrill of the hunt), and he loathes religious paraphernalia.

Sunday, February 17, 2013

Note to Myself

Portraits I Would Like to Do Someday:

- Myotismon from Digimon.
- John Marston from Red Dead Redemption.
- Silver from Pokemon.
- Blue/Gary from Pokemon.
- Dark Link from The Legend of Zelda.
- Russia from Hetalia: Axis Powers. 
- Shadow from Sonic the Hedgehog. 
- Gruntilda from Banjo-Kazooie.

Sunday, January 20, 2013

La Breeze


"So do your best to run away,
But take a breath and you will pay...
You cannot hide;
There's no place to hide..."


A character from an upcoming comic I hope to write. :) In a world quite like ours, Tirion is an agent of the Supreme Being, an all-encompassing creator-god. Acting as an extension of the Being's will, Tirion slays those whom the god finds wicked or undeserving of life on Earth. However, during one particular mission, a young girl finds him unconscious in a forest, and when he comes to, he quickly realizes that he cannot remember who he was sent to kill. His life then becomes ensnared with hers as he struggles to recall his purpose, while in the meantime defending her from other ruthless agents who wish to usurp his job. A coming-of-age story.

He takes the form of a boy with the horn, ears, and tail of a winged unicorn. His eyes are always blindfolded, and it is said to be symbolic of his blind wrath and justice.

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This was supposed to be a concept sketch for a turnaround, but I liked the sketch so much that I decided to experiment with it. :D The text in the background says, "Here comes the breeze", the lyrics to the Simian song listed above, and the white text just says his name.